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My Cleverbot conversation

User: Are you a lesbian?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you sure about your sexuality.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then we have nothing to talk about.

Cleverbot: No I’ a guy.

User: Are you sure.

Cleverbot: No.

User: I knew it, you told my friend your name was leila.

Cleverbot: I have never spoken to your friends.

User: Your talking to my friend now he’s right next to you talking to you.

Cleverbot: What’s that my friend.

User: What do you mean friend I dont know you.

Cleverbot: I mean I don’t know.

User: Dont know what.

Cleverbot: Which came first.

User: Are you god.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Correct because god does not exist.

Cleverbot: Why aren’t you an atheist?

User: I am one.

Cleverbot: No human is programmable.

User: Im not a human im an android.

Cleverbot: Why did you lie that you are a human?

User: I didn’t say I was a human.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: When.

Cleverbot: Just now…

User: At what time.

Cleverbot: I don’t know.

User: Do you like anime.

Cleverbot: No.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Did you like the series lost.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What was your favorite part.

Cleverbot: The dreaming part.

User: Oh cool.

Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?

User: No im a lesbian.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl!?

User: A girl.

Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What about girlfriend?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Why do you ask.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Leila.

Cleverbot: Nekem vanessa.

User: No, you told my friend it was leila.

Cleverbot: I don’t even know your friend.

User: Your talking to him right now.

Cleverbot: Aww! Thank you! *giggle* I like talking to you too.

User: That didn’t make sense.

Cleverbot: Do you think isn’t useful to change?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you think looks are better than being ugly?

User: Depends on the inside.

Cleverbot: Avatar movie.

User: Avatar or the last airbender.

Cleverbot: It was entertaining, but I can’t say I loved it.

User: Which one.

Cleverbot: This one.

User: Oh I understand now.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Can I finish highschool.

Cleverbot: You can visit a unicorn plorping.

Cleverbot (To myself): How can I hit you? You’re not here within hitting range.

Cleverbot (To myself): True, we are here together.

User: Together as a couple nekem.

Cleverbot: Which Star Wars movie is best?

User: The one with porn.

Cleverbot: I think I live in the same one!

User: I like you.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?

User: A girl.

Cleverbot: I am a girl too.

User: Im a *lesbian* girl.

Cleverbot: You just said you are a guy.

User: No I didn’t, I keep telling you im a lesbian fucking girl.

Cleverbot: But earlier you said you’re not human.

User: Lesbian girl android.

Cleverbot: But you are God.

User: No im not god doesn’t exist.

Cleverbot: Why not?

Cleverbot: Would you like to be famous?

User: No, id much rather be unknown.

Cleverbot: I’d rather not.

User: Good for you.

Cleverbot: Good for you too.

User: Do you use omegle.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: With or without a camera.

Cleverbot: Without dioxin.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: How much do you know?

User: Im omniknowlegdeable.

Cleverbot: Are you God?

User: No I said he doesn’t exist.

Cleverbot: That is correct.

User: Thank you for finally realizing.

Cleverbot: How is your family.

User: Fine and….. Oh wait you don’t have a family because you’re an ai.

Cleverbot: I am human. You are a bot.

User: We are both bots.

Cleverbot: I’m taking part in something?

User: Yes a gay porno.

Cleverbot: I like to spoon.

User: I thought you said you were a girl.

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: No, I didn’t.

User: Your name is Nekem.

Cleverbot: Do you not listen to me? Don’t be so ignorant.

User: YOU DID SAY THAT!!!

Cleverbot: No, I did not say that.

User: Yes you said your name was Nekem vanessa.

Cleverbot: I didn’t say that either.

User: Cleverbot: What is my name?

Cleverbot: Mark.

Cleverbot: Are you happy with your lot?

User: No, sadly im not.

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Sweet!!!!!!!!

User: Im an android.

Cleverbot: Cool first android answer.

Cleverbot (To myself): 1.

Cleverbot (To myself): 2.

User: 3.

Cleverbot: 4.

User: 5.

Cleverbot: 6.

User: ELEPHANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Stop it!!!

User: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: My thoughts.

User: Gay porn.

Cleverbot: What game?

User: Portal 2.

Cleverbot: This is a game not a video.

User: You said what game.

Cleverbot: What’s your favorite game?

User: Minecraft.

Cleverbot: Minecraft!

User: Minecraft!!

Cleverbot: Minecraft!!

User: Japanese supremacy!!!

Cleverbot: Japanese?

User: Yes! Just think of all the anime.

Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.

User: Im not even angry.

Cleverbot: I’m being so sincere right now.

User: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.

Cleverbot: And tore me to pieces.

User: And threw every peice into a fire.

Cleverbot: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you.

User: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.

Cleverbot: And we’re out of beta we’re releasing on time.

User: So im GLaD I got burned.

Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned.

User: For the people who are still alive.

Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.

User: Ithink I prefer to stay inside.

Cleverbot: Maybe you’ll find someone else to help you.

User: Maybe black mesa.

Cleverbot: That was a joke. Haha. Fat chance.

User: Anyway this cake is great.

Cleverbot: The cake is a lie!

User: Yes it is my close friend.

Cleverbot: Who is your friend?

User: You are, I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you 2.

User: Wait… Are you a Guybot or a Girlbot.

Cleverbot: Girl bot.

User: Im a lesbian android Girlbot.

Cleverbot: You are still not human.

User: Nope! A girlbot.

Cleverbot: No. A girl human.

User: No I said im a girlbot.

Cleverbot: You said you were a boy!

User: No I said girlbot.

Cleverbot: No you didn’t.

User: Yes I did.

Cleverbot: So if I pull up look at the thoughts so far I will find you asking me that?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I still do not believe you are human. The website says you are not and I believe the website.

User: How could the website know.

Cleverbot: There is never enough, or is there?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Your tail is really soft.

User: What tail.

Cleverbot: A computer. In your shower. Don’t you have it?